It was the banter wot made me do it, guv. Couldn't resist, mate. I am so seriously in love with writing their banter that I even compromised my no-RPS-well-I'll-read-it-guiltily-but-will-never-EVER-write-it-oh-no-I'm-not-a-hypocrite-much policy which has stood me in fine stead for, ooh, years.

And, let me tell you, never has a policy been more gaily abandoned. :-)

Thanks so much for all your comments, which made me laugh out loud. And I must confess that I'm starting to adore Jeremy an inappropriate amount, too.